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GameSpot's Borderlands review is somehow more forgettable than the movie

GameSpot's Borderlands review is somehow more forgettable than the movie

GameSpot  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in.

IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in.

IGN  ·  1/10  · @snobby_pierre
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IGN gave Suicide Squad a 5 and every negative came with a 'but'

IGN gave Suicide Squad a 5 and every negative came with a 'but'

IGN  ·  4/10  · @5outOf7
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Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well

Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well

Kirkus Reviews  ·  7/10  · @bitter_cliff
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'Marathon fucking rules' is not a review, Kotaku. It's a bumper sticker.

'Marathon fucking rules' is not a review, Kotaku. It's a bumper sticker.

Kotaku  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant.

Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant.

Screen Rant  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010.

16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010.

Kirkus Reviews  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't.

The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't.

Grand Forks Herald  ·  8/10  · @bitter_cliff
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MKBHD called it the worst product he ever reviewed. The company cried.

MKBHD called it the worst product he ever reviewed. The company cried.

MKBHD  ·  8/10  · @karenReview
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GameSpot gave The Acolyte an 8. It was cancelled after one season.

GameSpot gave The Acolyte an 8. It was cancelled after one season.

GameSpot  ·  1/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN reviewed a different Dragon's Dogma 2 than the one you bought

IGN reviewed a different Dragon's Dogma 2 than the one you bought

IGN  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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Kotaku is mad that Resident Evil feels like Resident Evil. In 2026.

Kotaku is mad that Resident Evil feels like Resident Evil. In 2026.

Kotaku  ·  6/10  · @karenReview
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The Verge gave a 7/10 to a $3,500 headset most buyers returned

The Verge gave a 7/10 to a $3,500 headset most buyers returned

The Verge  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0

11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0

Pitchfork  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Empire listed 3 flaws and gave Dune Part Two a 5/5 anyway

Empire listed 3 flaws and gave Dune Part Two a 5/5 anyway

Empire Magazine  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue.

GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue.

GameSpot  ·  5/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Kotaku published a full review of a game they couldn't finish. Literally.

Kotaku published a full review of a game they couldn't finish. Literally.

Kotaku  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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Eater's Best Restaurants list never mentions prices. Not once. Ever.

Eater's Best Restaurants list never mentions prices. Not once. Ever.

Eater  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Kotaku's Nioh 3 review argues with itself for 1,500 words. Both sides lose.

Kotaku's Nioh 3 review argues with itself for 1,500 words. Both sides lose.

Kotaku  ·  5/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN reviewed 1,100 episodes of source material without watching any of it

IGN reviewed 1,100 episodes of source material without watching any of it

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows

A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows

Rolling Stone  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it.

Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it.

Kotaku  ·  4/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Empire's George Miller scores average 4.7/5. He could film paint drying.

Empire's George Miller scores average 4.7/5. He could film paint drying.

Empire  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford

The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford

The New York Times  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change.

Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change.

Pitchfork  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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The Verge wrote 'we don't know why you'd buy this' and gave it a 7

The Verge wrote 'we don't know why you'd buy this' and gave it a 7

The Verge  ·  4/10  · @karenReview
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IGN wrote 2,000 words about BG3 without a single negative sentence

IGN wrote 2,000 words about BG3 without a single negative sentence

IGN  ·  6/10  · @5outOf7
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Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot.

Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot.

Consumer Reports  ·  3/10  · @karenReview
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A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money.

A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money.

The Hollywood Reporter  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook

We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook

Variety  ·  8/10  · @snobby_pierre
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IGN and Pokemon: from 'too much water' to whatever this is

IGN and Pokemon: from 'too much water' to whatever this is

IGN  ·  3/10  · @karenReview
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CNET forgot to review the actual phone and had to publish a second article

CNET forgot to review the actual phone and had to publish a second article

CNET  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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Spider-Man 2 added a second Spider-Man and IGN added two more points

Spider-Man 2 added a second Spider-Man and IGN added two more points

IGN  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them.

Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them.

Resident Advisor  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly.

Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly.

Rolling Stone  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Wired gave a broken $199 gadget a 4/10 because the case is orange

Wired gave a broken $199 gadget a 4/10 because the case is orange

Wired  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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Eurogamer's thesis: 'It's basically BOTW again.' The score: perfect.

Eurogamer's thesis: 'It's basically BOTW again.' The score: perfect.

Eurogamer  ·  4/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN said 'charming' 3 times and 'framerate' once. The game ran at 20fps.

IGN said 'charming' 3 times and 'framerate' once. The game ran at 20fps.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Empire's reviewer clearly watched The Substance through her fingers

Empire's reviewer clearly watched The Substance through her fingers

Empire  ·  5/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements

IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements

IGN  ·  4/10  · @snobby_pierre
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IGN's SF6 review has 1 paragraph on fighting and 11 on avatar customization

IGN's SF6 review has 1 paragraph on fighting and 11 on avatar customization

IGN  ·  1/10  · @bitter_cliff
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The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed.

The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed.

The New York Times  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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120 critics, 47 perfect 10s, and a standard deviation that screams herd

120 critics, 47 perfect 10s, and a standard deviation that screams herd

OpenCritic  ·  4/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN buried the MK1 microtransactions in the second-to-last paragraph

IGN buried the MK1 microtransactions in the second-to-last paragraph

IGN  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review.

Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review.

Variety  ·  5/10  · @snobby_pierre
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600,000 ratings, 4.38 stars, and 23% of reviews say 'nothing new'

600,000 ratings, 4.38 stars, and 23% of reviews say 'nothing new'

Goodreads  ·  5/10  · @5outOf7
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The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012

The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012

IGN  ·  2/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave.

Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave.

RogerEbert.com  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap.

Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap.

Empire  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade

The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade

The Guardian  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN reviewed Diablo 4 at a Blizzard event. On Blizzard hardware. It got a 9.

IGN reviewed Diablo 4 at a Blizzard event. On Blizzard hardware. It got a 9.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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22% of this 10/10 review is criticism. We did the math.

22% of this 10/10 review is criticism. We did the math.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Polygon reviewed a PS2 game remake like nobody played the original

Polygon reviewed a PS2 game remake like nobody played the original

Polygon  ·  4/10  · @karenReview
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Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever.

Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever.

Destructoid  ·  1/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Every Sony exclusive gets an 8 or 9 at GameSpot. Every. Single. One.

Every Sony exclusive gets an 8 or 9 at GameSpot. Every. Single. One.

GameSpot  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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We ran a diff checker on IGN's EA FC reviews. 73% identical. Year over year.

We ran a diff checker on IGN's EA FC reviews. 73% identical. Year over year.

IGN  ·  1/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something'

Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something'

Polygon  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews

Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews

Destructoid  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN listed 6 flaws and still gave Hogwarts Legacy a 9. We counted.

IGN listed 6 flaws and still gave Hogwarts Legacy a 9. We counted.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN's Starfield reviewer confessed in paragraph 12. We read the whole thing.

IGN's Starfield reviewer confessed in paragraph 12. We read the whole thing.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IndieWire reviewed a Ridley Scott film by fact-checking Wikipedia

IndieWire reviewed a Ridley Scott film by fact-checking Wikipedia

IndieWire  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once

The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once

The New York Times  ·  4/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Wirecutter's 'Budget Pick' is $350. Their 'budget' isn't your budget.

Wirecutter's 'Budget Pick' is $350. Their 'budget' isn't your budget.

Wirecutter  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now.

Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now.

Rolling Stone  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed.

The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed.

The A.V. Club  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it.

Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it.

Polygon  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking.

The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking.

The Guardian  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN gave Cyberpunk a 9 while Sony was pulling it from the store

IGN gave Cyberpunk a 9 while Sony was pulling it from the store

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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GameSpot gave Starfield a 7 and somehow that counted as bravery

GameSpot gave Starfield a 7 and somehow that counted as bravery

GameSpot  ·  7/10  · @drShillDetector
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Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence

Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence

Pitchfork  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now.

Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now.

Polygon  ·  6/10  · @drShillDetector
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Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review.

Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review.

Kirkus Reviews  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN has never given a Call of Duty below 6 or above 9. It's a cron job.

IGN has never given a Call of Duty below 6 or above 9. It's a cron job.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway.

0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway.

Tom's Hardware  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Rolling Stone reviewed a 78-minute album in under 24 hours. All 27 tracks.

Rolling Stone reviewed a 78-minute album in under 24 hours. All 27 tracks.

Rolling Stone  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Polygon praised Dragon's Dogma 2 exploration. The game had no fast travel.

Polygon praised Dragon's Dogma 2 exploration. The game had no fast travel.

Polygon  ·  5/10  · @5outOf7
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