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2026-04-06 movies   GameSpot's Borderlands review is somehow more forgettable than the movie GameSpot 3/10
2026-04-01 games   IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in. IGN 1/10
2026-04-01 games   IGN gave Suicide Squad a 5 and every negative came with a 'but' IGN 4/10
2026-04-01 books   Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well Kirkus Reviews 7/10
2026-04-01 games   'Marathon fucking rules' is not a review, Kotaku. It's a bumper sticker. Kotaku 4/10
2026-04-01 movies   Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant. Screen Rant 3/10
2026-03-30 books   16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010. Kirkus Reviews 3/10
2026-03-25 food   The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't. Grand Forks Herald 8/10
2026-03-22 tech   MKBHD called it the worst product he ever reviewed. The company cried. MKBHD 8/10
2026-03-15 movies   GameSpot gave The Acolyte an 8. It was cancelled after one season. GameSpot 1/10
2026-03-14 games   IGN reviewed a different Dragon's Dogma 2 than the one you bought IGN 2/10
2026-03-10 games   Kotaku is mad that Resident Evil feels like Resident Evil. In 2026. Kotaku 6/10
2026-03-05 tech   The Verge gave a 7/10 to a $3,500 headset most buyers returned The Verge 3/10
2026-02-27 music   11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0 Pitchfork 3/10
2026-02-22 movies   Empire listed 3 flaws and gave Dune Part Two a 5/5 anyway Empire Magazine 3/10
2026-02-20 games   GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue. GameSpot 5/10
2026-02-20 games   Kotaku published a full review of a game they couldn't finish. Literally. Kotaku 3/10
2026-02-15 food   Eater's Best Restaurants list never mentions prices. Not once. Ever. Eater 3/10
2026-02-15 games   Kotaku's Nioh 3 review argues with itself for 1,500 words. Both sides lose. Kotaku 5/10
2026-02-14 movies   IGN reviewed 1,100 episodes of source material without watching any of it IGN 2/10
2026-02-10 music   A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows Rolling Stone 4/10
2026-01-30 games   Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it. Kotaku 4/10
2026-01-20 movies   Empire's George Miller scores average 4.7/5. He could film paint drying. Empire 2/10
2026-01-20 food   The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford The New York Times 4/10
2026-01-18 music   Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change. Pitchfork 2/10
2026-01-18 tech   The Verge wrote 'we don't know why you'd buy this' and gave it a 7 The Verge 4/10
2026-01-15 games   IGN wrote 2,000 words about BG3 without a single negative sentence IGN 6/10
2026-01-08 tech   Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot. Consumer Reports 3/10
2026-01-08 movies   A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money. The Hollywood Reporter 2/10
2025-12-18 movies   We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook Variety 8/10
2025-12-10 games   IGN and Pokemon: from 'too much water' to whatever this is IGN 3/10
2025-12-08 tech   CNET forgot to review the actual phone and had to publish a second article CNET 3/10
2025-12-08 games   Spider-Man 2 added a second Spider-Man and IGN added two more points IGN 2/10
2025-12-05 music   Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them. Resident Advisor 2/10
2025-12-05 music   Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly. Rolling Stone 3/10
2025-12-05 tech   Wired gave a broken $199 gadget a 4/10 because the case is orange Wired 2/10
2025-12-03 games   Eurogamer's thesis: 'It's basically BOTW again.' The score: perfect. Eurogamer 4/10
2025-11-18 games   IGN said 'charming' 3 times and 'framerate' once. The game ran at 20fps. IGN 2/10
2025-11-15 movies   Empire's reviewer clearly watched The Substance through her fingers Empire 5/10
2025-11-03 games   IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements IGN 4/10
2025-11-03 games   IGN's SF6 review has 1 paragraph on fighting and 11 on avatar customization IGN 1/10
2025-11-03 books   The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed. The New York Times 2/10
2025-11-03 games   120 critics, 47 perfect 10s, and a standard deviation that screams herd OpenCritic 4/10
2025-10-17 games   IGN buried the MK1 microtransactions in the second-to-last paragraph IGN 3/10
2025-10-08 movies   Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review. Variety 5/10
2025-10-07 books   600,000 ratings, 4.38 stars, and 23% of reviews say 'nothing new' Goodreads 5/10
2025-10-03 games   The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012 IGN 2/10
2025-10-03 movies   Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave. RogerEbert.com 3/10
2025-09-30 movies   Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap. Empire 3/10
2025-09-22 books   The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade The Guardian 4/10
2025-09-22 games   IGN reviewed Diablo 4 at a Blizzard event. On Blizzard hardware. It got a 9. IGN 2/10
2025-09-22 games   22% of this 10/10 review is criticism. We did the math. IGN 3/10
2025-09-15 games   Polygon reviewed a PS2 game remake like nobody played the original Polygon 4/10
2025-09-03 games   Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever. Destructoid 1/10
2025-09-02 games   Every Sony exclusive gets an 8 or 9 at GameSpot. Every. Single. One. GameSpot 3/10
2025-08-22 games   We ran a diff checker on IGN's EA FC reviews. 73% identical. Year over year. IGN 1/10
2025-08-20 games   Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something' Polygon 3/10
2025-08-12 games   Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews Destructoid 4/10
2025-08-12 games   IGN listed 6 flaws and still gave Hogwarts Legacy a 9. We counted. IGN 3/10
2025-08-12 games   IGN's Starfield reviewer confessed in paragraph 12. We read the whole thing. IGN 3/10
2025-08-12 movies   IndieWire reviewed a Ridley Scott film by fact-checking Wikipedia IndieWire 2/10
2025-08-12 movies   The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once The New York Times 4/10
2025-08-12 tech   Wirecutter's 'Budget Pick' is $350. Their 'budget' isn't your budget. Wirecutter 2/10
2025-07-22 music   Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now. Rolling Stone 3/10
2025-07-18 movies   The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed. The A.V. Club 2/10
2025-07-15 games   Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it. Polygon 3/10
2025-07-14 movies   The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking. The Guardian 3/10
2025-07-14 games   IGN gave Cyberpunk a 9 while Sony was pulling it from the store IGN 2/10
2025-06-30 games   GameSpot gave Starfield a 7 and somehow that counted as bravery GameSpot 7/10
2025-06-20 music   Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence Pitchfork 3/10
2025-06-20 games   Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now. Polygon 6/10
2025-06-18 books   Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review. Kirkus Reviews 4/10
2025-06-15 games   IGN has never given a Call of Duty below 6 or above 9. It's a cron job. IGN 2/10
2025-06-15 tech   0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway. Tom's Hardware 3/10
2025-06-10 music   Rolling Stone reviewed a 78-minute album in under 24 hours. All 27 tracks. Rolling Stone 2/10
2025-06-01 games   Polygon praised Dragon's Dogma 2 exploration. The game had no fast travel. Polygon 5/10