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2026-04-01 books
Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well Kirkus Reviews
2026-04-01 movies
Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant. Screen Rant
2026-03-30 books
16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010. Kirkus Reviews
2026-03-25 food
The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't. Grand Forks Herald
2026-02-10 music
A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows Rolling Stone
2026-01-20 food
The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford The New York Times
2026-01-18 music
Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change. Pitchfork
2026-01-08 tech
Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot. Consumer Reports
2026-01-08 movies
A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money. The Hollywood Reporter
2025-12-05 music
Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them. Resident Advisor
2025-12-05 music
Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly. Rolling Stone
2025-11-03 books
The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed. The New York Times
2025-10-08 movies
Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review. Variety
2025-10-03 movies
Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave. RogerEbert.com
2025-09-22 books
The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade The Guardian
2025-09-03 games
Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever. Destructoid
2025-08-20 games
Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something' Polygon
2025-08-12 games
Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews Destructoid
2025-08-12 movies
The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once The New York Times
2025-07-22 music
Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now. Rolling Stone
2025-07-18 movies
The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed. The A.V. Club
2025-07-15 games
Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it. Polygon
2025-07-14 movies
The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking. The Guardian
2025-06-20 games
Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now. Polygon
2025-06-18 books
Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review. Kirkus Reviews
2025-06-15 tech
0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway. Tom's Hardware